Oh hello!

Stop following me, your blog hurts me.

angrywithrage:

i just found this in my 8th grade yearbook

in case you cant read this, it says

“Who uses this space, anyway?
-Sam (is cool)”

when i read this i was so horrified that i threw the yearbook aross the room

Can you see it when I do this? Can you Sam? Is this how I tumble?!?!?!?!?

pushingupdavies:

looknathanstumbling:

Hey Whoever. Here’s some ice cream. I even put it in a god damn waffle cone for you.

Thank you nathan

i needed this

Can Sam see this? I want him to know how much better I am than him.

Hey Whoever. Here’s some ice cream. I even put it in a god damn waffle cone for you.

TUMBLETUMBLETUMBLE!!!!

pushingupdavies:

as bad as I feel for sam, this whole Nathan-getting-a-tumblr thing is pretty funny.

If my older brother got a tumblr, I’d probably kill myself.

Or just delete my blog.

Or my life

from my body

ie, kill myself

probably kill myself

I don’t know who you are, but if you want to stop following Sam, I’ll tumble a picture of ice cream just for you. Also, I don’t know if you can even read this, how do I tumble?

action-sack:

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That means you should make everyone follow me. Wait, do other people see this? I don’t even know what tumbling is.

angrywithrage:

shit. lets listen to best fwends

Sam used a curse word on the internet.